Writing Prompt! Day 5

 So today is my first day of my road trip! I will post pictures and recaps on any adventures I have soon!

Prompt: Write 5 original fortune for fortune cookies.

1. Smile at the next cat you see... It will give you magic powers!
2. Next time you cry a baseball will hit you in the foot!
3. When you cheat next on a board game you will win by a land slide!
4. I wouldn't eat this cookie if I were you... It's probably position...
5. LOOK! A ROBOTIC GOOSE IS BEHIND YOU AND GOING TO EAT YOU!! QUICK FEED IT THE POSITION COOKIE!!! 

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They should seriously hire me to write fortune cookies. So while I was writing these (sorry if they were a little weird... The prompt did say original) I was eating some of the 100  fortune cookies I ordered off of amazon. Don't ask why just know that my fortune where way better! ;)

-Just Another Blogger