DUCKS!!!!

Okay sorry I haven't posted in... WOW A WEEK! I guess between major testes, writes block, and duck attacks I haven't had much time to think about myself or blogging. Right, you might be wondering if I just wrote duck attacks and yes I did. I WAS ATTACKED! How it happened was, I was running  in my neighborhood near a pond and all of a sudden I see some ducks in the middle of the sidewalk. So I try to shoo them, and they did nothing, they just kinda stared at me with those cold heartless eyes. Then I decide to walk around them, everything went fine until I turned my back. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON A DUCK! I hear quacking and there are now 3 very angry duck running (and flying) after me! What do you do when ducks are attacking you? I had 3 choices:

1. Magically turn into a duck, so they would think i'm one of them

2. Get into the fetal position and except death

3.RUN!

you can guess which one I chose...

Finally as I'm running for my life across a bridge the hateful quakes died behind me and I was safe. Can I just say that was one of the most traumatic expense of my life! NEVER TRUST A DUCK! (Leave a comment if you go that reference)

-Just Another Blogger

ONE MORE THING: I don't normally do this but my friend has started a blog very recently. So if you could please take just a little time out of your day to check it out and leave some love over there it would mean a lost. Thank you :) Link: http://slothinitiate46.blogspot.com/